The Funnies

I've got the funnies today, at least at this moment. I just want to be silly. I am NOT going to put my wedding dress back on. I am not feeling that silly. I am feeling like I should tell you a story. I went to get lunch meat at the deli one day after church. I was standing there waiting in line when I suddenly felt a cold breeze woosh across the back of my upper legs, all the way up to the panty line. I mean it suddenly felt like I was standing in the middle of the grocery store completely naked. That's because I was. My toddler of about three years of age picked up the end of my long, flowing skirt and lifted it up as far as her little hands could go above her head to give everyone behind us an up close view of the behind of me. Those kids! You've got to love them. I will not be putting up a picture of this, as much as I love photos, you are completely on your own with your imagination. Be nice!

I'm NOT going to say which one did it!